Right from India’s Daughter by British filmmaker being blocked to beef ban to making and selling sex toys a punishable offense, and the latest being the ban on porn sites, Indians are getting sick and tired with keeping track of the things that they should not be doing!
This moral policing has irritated the Indian junta so much that people have taken to Twitter to voice their angst and have gone a step ahead to predict what our government might or should be banning next!
Ban anyone who has a different opinion from yours!
#NextBanIdea: Anyone who has an opinion different from yours must be banned. After all, you are always right.
— Chetan Bhagat (@chetan_bhagat) August 3, 2015
Ban those corrupt politicians!
Ban those politicians who waste our hard earned money. Like 25 were banned yesterday. #NextBanIdea pic.twitter.com/ylr7oLxlBW
— KATTAR MODI BHAKT (@amitbaj96745453) August 4, 2015
Ban religion!
Ban religion – 80% of the world’s problems will be solved. Then we can move on to more imp stuff like poverty/environment #NextBanIdea
— Shuchi Kalra (@shuchikalra) August 4, 2015
Ban forwards that break your sleep
Ban good morning msgs on WhatsApp #NextBanIdea
— Fan Of Omar Abdullah (@abdullah_0mar) August 4, 2015
Ban the people who ban
Ban idiots who think banning things is going to make a difference to Indian mentality.. #sooverthisgovt #NextBanIdea #sick #ashamed
— Sonam Kapoor (@sonamakapoor) August 3, 2015
Ban filmmakers whose movies are a torture to watch!
Somebody plzz stop this trio from making movies.. Poora India dua dega ..maa kasam #NextBanIdea pic.twitter.com/iucFC1o3y5
— छोकरी: कुछ भी बोलेगी (@shona_khare) August 3, 2015
Ban taxes and increase our savings!
#NextBanIdea Tax. Why should Government have all the fun?
— Ankuuuuuuuuuuu (@Miss_Ankiita) August 3, 2015
Ban nosy relatives
Ban all those relatives who ask “Package kitna hai beta ? ” #NextBanIdea
— O_o (@gooljaar) August 3, 2015
Considering porn is banned….this too might seem obscene
#NextBanIdea Eating Banana in Public.
— Tempest (@ColdCigar) August 3, 2015
Somebody is concerned about India’s population!
#NextBanIdea don’t make babies more than one…
— Haresh (@Me_Haresh) August 3, 2015
Mondays can be a pain
#NextBanIdea Monday
— देसी स्वेग (@PriyancaBajaj) August 3, 2015
Too many Candy Crush invites
#NextBanIdea – Candy crush invites !
— Suruchi (@suruchikumar) August 3, 2015
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