Everybody has their own share of bad kisses. Nobody is devoid of an experience of either a lousy tongue trying to discover the crevasses of your mouth or a person who thinks sucking on your lower lip actually means kissing.
So here are accounts of 6 women who anonymously tell us about their worst kiss experience:
1. “Our four-second long mouth-fighting”
I was 16 and it was amongst my first few kisses. Now I did not boast of experience and nor did he, but he had braces. At that time I did not know how to navigate through those pokey steel wires while kissing, nor do I now, but that’s different. On top of that we were on an open terrace in a colony and it is safe to say now that a lot of people saw our 3-4 second long “mouth fighting.”
2. “My worst kiss went on for almost one year”
Didn’t think I’d ever say this because of the fear of sounding mean and petty, but my ex, whom I dated for a whole year, was a pretty bad kisser. The sex was good, that was never a question, but his lip sucking techniques which he confused for kissing really put me off. Once when I tried to tell him, hoping he would try and improve, he thought I was joking and totally ignored the topic. Thinking this would hurt him if I pressed further, I never bought it up. Luckily it was a long distance relationship and there was very less lip-locking involved.
3. “He’s a biter. A pretty aggressive one!”
My partner is not a bad kisser, but he isn’t a great one either. He loves to bite, when I say bite, it is not the sexual slow and passionate lip biting. It feels like he will tear my lip off. The pain overtakes all sexuality and all I wanna go is whack him over his head and teach him the art. But I do not think I will ever say it to his face since I love him too much and know he will feel bad about it.
4. “What looked like a great kiss turned out to be a sloppy one”
There was this colleague that I hooked up with once before they shifted office. It was great and almost reached my ‘best kisses’ list. Two months later both of us meet to do the same, but there’s a twist. His kisses had turned sloppy and wet. I couldn’t even fake my enthusiasm. He wasn’t the same man I had loved kissing on a drunk night just two months ago. It is now just a sad story of how I exchanged wet kisses with a colleague whom I didn’t wanna make eye contact with later.
5. “He forced himself on me”
My first kiss was my worst kiss. My date had forced himself on me and I couldn’t comprehend what was happening. For years I was uncomfortable opening my eyes while kissing because I was afraid of seeing what I saw as a 17-year-old out on a “harmless date”.
6. “I cannot ever let anyone I did this, but…”
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The kiss was my worst because I became conscious after… I farted. I don’t know how I let that pocket of smelly air pass through my butt cheeks but man, was I embarrassed! We laughed for a good 5 minutes before resuming. However it wasn’t the same because of the awkwardness on my part.
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