Sex is important. Good sex means good orgasm. Before you get carried away, hold on for a minute and hear us out: there are many things in life that are better than getting laid. Yes, they are for real… they exist. Seems hard to believe, right? Well, ask yourself–what would you rather prefer after a hard’s day of work: an intense body massage or sex? You know the answer. But it’s not just massages that can give you the feels. Here are a few other things that are actually better than having an orgasm:
1. Bed tea first thing in the morning
Tea lovers will totally relate to this. Waking up to an amazing cup of bed tea is all we really want in our lives. Give us steaming bed tea, while we nest under the covers. Oh, and some biscuits too–because chai mein biscuit dubana to banta hai! What’s even better? If your partner wakes you up with the said tea and biscuits.
2. Salary day trumps everything else
We know the pain of being broke just 10 days into the month. We feel you! Managing the rest of the month becomes a challenge, and counting the days until the month ends becomes your only motto in life. So more than anything else, that one message, ‘salary credited’, keeps you glued to your phone. Mushy messages from bae matter every now and then of course; but, a good orgasm doesn’t even close to holding a candle to the feeling you get when your salary is credited. Never has, never will.
3. Oh, and therapeutic foot massages
You can let go of sex, if your partner promises you a good hand and foot massage at least thrice a week. Even better if it’s a nice full-body aroma massage! Nothing beats that. Literally, NOTHING! No matter how good the sex is, a good massage is always above those 20 seconds of orgasming. It relieves all the stress and strain from your nerves, and takes you to a different world altogether.
4. When your leave gets approved
Know the feeling when you get that mail, days after you first applied for it, that says: ‘your leave has been approved’? Well, in case you’ve forgotten, let us remind you again how of how stress relieving it can be. All the strain you’ve been putting on your brain just fizzles out, and you feel light once again. The joy of leaving all the work behind, distancing yourself from all official phone calls and mail threads, and going on a much-awaited break is way more orgasmic than the real deal.
5. Chocolate cookie any time, anyday
If you are married to a foodie or are dating one–get this one thing straight. Foodgasm over orgasm anyday! A well-made Belgian pork belly or a butter-garlic crab has more orgasm potential than the real thing. Better yet, a gooey chocolate cookie or carrot cake for that matter.
6. Your fave dress on sale
The second best four-letter word after love is sale. We all eagerly await year-end sales, after all! Why not, we ask! After all, clothes don’t break hearts–boys do! On a serious note, at times shopping can be an absolute mood lifter. The joy of getting branded clothes in half or quarter of its original price is above everything.
