When you stayed with your parents you followed the house rules that your mother made. You ate, slept and drank, according to her. And then when you finally start to live on your own you think that now it’s time to make your own rules. But, you couldn’t be more wrong because when the mother pays a visit – like an inspector on inspection – everything has to go back to the way she wants it. Here is what happens when your mommy dearest comes to visit you.
1. She inspects you head to toe. So take notice that your dress is ironed.
2. She immediately takes a good look around your room. Make sure it is not messy.
3. But, of course things are not according to her so she feels that you need to tidy it up a bit.
4. She questions you about your eating and sleeping habits.
5. She also asks you about your cook and maid and how much you pay them and if they work well.
6. She then goes on to comment on your posture. Or should we say your overall appearance.
7. She meets all your friends, and visibly gets a little nervous about it and treats them to dinner.
8. You eat waaaay fancier food than you’re accustomed to, because she’s got the bill.
9. And she makes sure you have plenty of food left over for you to eat even after she goes home.
10. And she shows you that she is always thinking about you.
11. And you realise that no matter how much she nags you will miss her.
12. And then you are planning her next visit.
