“That’s what I do. I drink and I know things.”
Every beer lover swears by this quote by Tyrion Lannister. Beer lovers, raise your hands. Or wait! Should we call you beer snobs? Well, whether you are a beer lover or a beer snob, your go-to solution to every problem is a chilled bottle of beer. The greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer, and that’s what makes it a must on every occasion for beer lovers. Had a good appraisal? Chug beer. Got a house party to host? Get beer cans for everyone. Going on a road trip? Stock beer in the icebox. Just broke up with your partner? Have a beer and chill out. Basically, you are always an excuse away to chug a beer.
Since we have your attention our beer-loving friend, here is a list of things we bet you’ll relate to:
1. You judge people who say: “I don’t like beer.” Really? How can someone not like beer?
2. You gel better with peeps who love to chug beer… #BeerBonding
3. After a long and hectic day, all that you really need is that can of chilled beer stocked in your fridge.
4. You can have it at any time of the day. Beer is not time and place dependent for you. If you could, you would brush your teeth with a beer each morning.
5. You may have a favourite, but you don’t discriminate. Beer is beer after all, right?
6. You take the health benefits of beer drinking a bit too seriously.
7. Your go-to drink for any occasion is beer, come what may. Others may be sipping posh sangrias and single malts, but you can’t care less.
8. You are the most chilled-out and carefree person in real life. Earl Dibbles Jr said it right: “If she drinks beer, she’s a keeper.”
9. You don’t care if you get that beer belly!
10. Beer is not just a drink, it’s a proper meal! #JustSaying…
11. Beer drinkers are generally good at heart, or so you believe when it comes to making new friends and acquaintances.
12. You are always on the lookout for super-cool beer offers and discounts.
13. For you, music festivals and beer are a match made in heaven.
14. You are the know-all in your group when beer slips into the conversation!
15. You know the difference between craft beer and the normal beer. Oh, and of course, Belgian beer.
16. Feeling hot? Only a chilled can of beer can beat the heat for you!
