Koi puche kaha rehte ho jee toh keh dena I am from ban chod,’ this line drew some serious chuckles and why not? After all, we live in a country where cows are safer than women and a dirty joke is made to feel more shameful than the act of rape or domestic violence. The Ban-Chod video by Bhuvan Ram makes a mockery of all the recent bans that have been imposed upon us in the past few months. From the AIB roast to roast beef, we are a nation hell bent on banning everything and anything that makes no sense!
However just to make things a bit easy for the government, who is a tad too busy with all the irrelevant stuff, we’ve made a list of 10 things that really need a #BanChod.
Politicians: We really don’t need to give a reason here. From blaming a mobile phone for causing rape to asking women to not wear jeans because they trigger rape, we’ve had them all. Each comment takes insanity to a newer level. What better way to deal with it than ban them?! #BanStupidity
Public Pee-ers: This word should be added to the Indian dictionary since we have so many of these out on the streets. India needs a ban on these country-wetters ASAP!
Extremism: From forcibly asking people to convert their religion to taking a delicious meat option off the menu, we need to draw a line between religious duties and fanaticism.
Dirty pick up lines: Seriously guys, “Is your father a terrorist, ‘coz you are such a bomb,” just makes us want to go puke. Save us the grief and ban these please!
Littering: You… Yes, you who just rolled down your BMW window glass and threw out a used tissue. You need to stop treating the world as your personal garbage bin, NOW.
Fake accent: Salman Khan we hope you are reading this. Unless you’ve returned from Europe after 21 years, no one can have that accent. Unless you picked it up at the airport!
Nude leggings: Why would you want to wear something that makes it look like you haven’t worn anything at all? Why??
Discrimination: Tall bride, fair girls, thin girlfriends… arrrgh, can you stop with the discrimination already?
M L Sharma: In our culture, there is no place for an asshole like you, Mr M L Sharma.
Fairness products: And we are not just talking about fairness creams for your face. From vaginal fairness cream to underarm fairness deodorants, we’ve had our ‘fair’ share of crap. Enough please!
Check out the Ban-Chod video here.
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