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What Not To Do When Your Long Island Iced Tea Has You Feeling Like A Sherni

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If you’ve ever been 2 shots away from destroying your own life, it’s advisable to read on. Alcohol can make you do some pretty silly things, I’m sure you’ve been there. You could be the person who talks a whole lot of crap after throwing down a couple of whisky-on-the-rocks, the one who cries for the ex or the one who stands on the bar counter and rocks out to her favourite tune. The fact of the matter is that intoxication helps you shed your inhibitions, making your braver and bolder than your usual self, hyper and more emotional – you get the drift. While that can be wonderful… it can also be highly problematic! Aap hothon se lagayenge, toh hungama toh hogi hi, right?

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Well, If you love to mingle with your inner bewdi (WILL ADD LINK) every once in a while, you’ve landed yourself on the right page. Today, we’re telling you how to not make a complete fool out yourself when you’re wasted. It’s not that difficult, just remember to avoid doing the following…

Picking a fight with someone who stepped on your foot for a millisecond.

Drunk texting an ex-lover and opening old wounds that should NOT be touched.

Believing you’re Wonder-Woman and are out to save the world

Sexting the wrong person and making life awkward for yourself and him, then on…

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Hooking up with the first person in sight

Puking any and everywhere and becoming a liability to your friends.

Accidentally saying a little too loudly how much you “can’t stand that bitch” in the general direction of that bitch you can’t stand.

Saying inappropriate things to the cab driver who is kind enough to be taking your sloppy ass home.

Getting aggressive towards the DJ who just won’t take your request

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Long Island Iced Teas, in general.

Paying for your drinks with your rent money

Picking fights with bouncers who usually have no funny bone, whatsoever!

Giving strangers your home address and telephone number

Calling your boss and telling him/her how much you hate your job or your co-workers.

Using the Facebook search bar as a Google search bar

Telling your best friend how much you love her until she gets so tired of hearing it, she wants to punch you in the face

Begging strangers to buy you drinks

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