In a world full of fake people and difficulties, French fries are one of the most trustworthy companions. No matter how wrong things go, crispy satisfying fries always come to your rescue and offer warmth and comfort. If you can totally relate to my feelings-welcome to the gang-you, my friend, love this fried goodness as much as I do.
Below is a list of emotions only a true fries addict would understand. Read on and relate, one French fry at a time.
1. Your love for French fries is greater than anything in the world-shoes, clothes, humans.
2. No matter where you go, you first order fries, always.
3. You totally judge people who they say “I don’t like French fries”.
4. …and also those who ask for small or regular fries. “You don’t deserve those fries, my friend.”
5. There is no trust for people who don’t know the difference between potato chips and French fries. You want to earn a French fries lover’s trust, go understand the difference first!
6. There is no “I’m full” when it comes to bingeing on some fries. I will eat my share of fries, then yours, yours, and yours!
7. French fries are the ultimate mood lifters. Regardless of what you feel–sad, cranky, annoyed–fries can fix anything.
8. There’s no way you can ever get tired of eating them! Each bite of this fried goodness is heavenly.
9. You don’t care if people call you ill-mannered or whatever they please, you do not share French fries! Not under any circumstances.
10. Your drawer is full of ketchup sachets that accompany the fries.
11. You understand the real meaning of a heartache when you drop even one.
